Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
