nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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