Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Randomize
