He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
