when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
honey bunches of taint.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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