I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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