i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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