I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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