I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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