yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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