yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Randomize
