I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
they need to just BURY HIM!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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