my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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