You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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