I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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