Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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