I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My dick has a subreddit
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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