When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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