brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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