we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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