Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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