Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
