So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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