You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
We are two peas in an std pod
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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