Are we in a gay sports bar?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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