Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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