Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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