Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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