Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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