you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
do herpes really smell.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
i now understand why vodka
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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