just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize