About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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