love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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