so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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