Non-Jews are for practice
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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