Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Well I just put wine in my tea
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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