I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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