This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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