1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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