Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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