Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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