i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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