I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
BRING THE BAGELS
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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