I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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