im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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