Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
