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Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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