Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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