Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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