That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
