I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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