I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
