Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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