party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do vagina's smell?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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