somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Randomize
