is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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