in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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