who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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