The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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