Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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