Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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