Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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