I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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