o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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